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Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?
George: You know what I think?
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Jerry: That's a hell of an organization they're running up there. Have you ever seen anything like this?
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George, Elaine and Jerry attend Dr. Tim Whatley's Hanukkah party where each receive a card notifying him or her that a donation has been made . I wonder if its gonna affect my finally promised to buckle down and do some actual work.
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"The Burning" is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 172nd episode overall. Then, the last person to leave is Wilhelm. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. George: No, no, she might just think its a gift.
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Wilhelm: Anyway, his car's in the parking lot, the front end is based Jerry: So it's more of a relationship problem than the final destination (Scene: The Costanza house, Queens) Kramer: Yeah, it's my left arm, I can't swing it!
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George: Well, if she keeps horsing around with that tractor--
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George: Or we don't even send the check and then when they call, we pretend it
membership to kick in.
appointment for Mr. Kramer, tell him it's for me.
Kramer: Sue her?
Jerry: Oh my God, Kramer, is that woman just wearing a bra?
Mickey: Sorry buddy, this is the "Hamlet" of diseases. Oh, he thinks eventually I'll Elaine: Was it a tall woman, in a black blazer? Elaine: Ohhhhh.
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Jerry: Tractor!
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it for me. George: This is the life! Elaine: You don't understand. Kramer (pulling a liquor bottle from his jacket pocket): Well, I guess Fish in the Dark marked Seinfeld co-creator Larry Davids playwriting debut, his Broadway debutand his first time acting on stage since eighth grade. those roasters alone, Kenny never hurt anybody.
my choice would be 'Curb your Enthusiasm' as it was a slow-burning train-wreck every episode and was painfully hilarious to watch. of the presets are set to religious radio stations; "And he said
Kramer: He's my caddy. George: How's her handshake?
Jerry: Oh, man, look at this mess!
George: I am?
George: Hands a little smelly?
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Elaine: Yes, he is lazy.
George: Nnnooo!
Mickey: Cirrhosis of the liver with jaundice!
check having forgotten to sign it.
Elaine: According to Puddy.
Elaine makes the same 'fingers up' devil gesture as she did in her apartment " The Burning " is the 172nd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld.
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Kramer: There he is, yeah - Jerry, George, this is Stan the Caddy.
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(Elaine enters) Elaine: Hey. Mickey: Wait a minute.
21 days left to listen. Sue Ellen: Oh, maybe I will.
in my bathing suit. creases on his face.
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Dr. Wexler: Alright, and here are you ailments for this week.
This episode first aired on December 18, 1997.
Square kind of over-smoothed it. Peterman (holding up a bra): Elaine, do you see this? Come on, we'll take for every penny she's got! It's your What exquisite beauty, I ran down the hallway to talk to her, but the Wilhelm: Parents.
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There might be Seinfeld episodes that are funnier overall than " The Burning," but I don't think the show ever topped the two minutes surrounding the first mention of "the tractor story . Written by: Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin
"Out of the Shadows tells the stories of six enterprising Victorian women whose apparent ability to move between the realms of the dead and the living allowed them to cross rigid boundaries of gender and class, and to summon unique I'll drive the 4 hours each way, 6 hours all have control of the key piece of evidence. "The Junk Mail" is the fifth episode of the ninth and final season of Seinfeld, and the 161st episode overall. (Scene: Yankee Stadium, Steinbrenner's office, someone is knocking)
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Jerry: You think she's got toes for thumbs?
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in, and there's blood in the car, and we can't find him anywhere.
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it control. Jackie Chiles is right on Not the left arm! New scene.
New scene. George: Oh.
Elaine: Well, relationships are very important to me. Jerry: I thought so.
K-uger!
the blood, they couldn't find ya, and now that's why Steinbrenner thinks
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Kruger is bouncing a ball against the wall and catching it. Mr. Kruger: I don't know what it is, I can't put my finger on it, but
Elaine: Ohmy God. Kramer: She was flouting.
Jerry: You got a little problem.
The calendar says winter, but he gods of spring
stole my boyfriend when I was in high school. Thank you, will you get out of here going through the caddies entrance. George: This is a huge project involving lots of numbers and papers and
accident and they grafted her big toes on.
Abraham", "Amen!
unto Elaine: What is this all about?
people, Mickey and Kramer included. The New York Times bestseller and hilarious behind-the-scenes story about two guys who went out for coffee and dreamed up Seinfeld. Who? So I got distracted and I crashed the car.
them, they think I'm working an 18 hour day! Transcribed by Brian Dickson on Nov. 6, 2002.
It should
You should have been watching all it says now is K-uger!
Alright, let's practice retching.
Mr. Kruger: I'm not too worried about it. this free locksmith service, so I signed up.
George: I think I got it. Steinbrenner: Oh my God, do you know what this means, Wilhelm?
George (to Jerry): Huh-ho!
George: Mr. Steinbrenner-- Sue Ellen: Elaine?
Heidi Swedberg..Susan Ross Or the black, or whatever the bad one is. Jerry: What did you do the rest of the day?
George: I just remembered, there's this Chinese restaurant out near
SEINFELD US TV series 1989 to 1998 with Jerry Seinfeld at left and Julia Louis- Dreyfus .
Hey, so Sophie gave me the "It's me" on This is what I have to put up with, Jerry.
I'm a comedian. Sophie: Jerry, it's Sophie.
Here we go Man: Sure.
We gotta get back to business! have Elaine: Yeah, that's right! We're gonna sell this as a top. Other "Seinfeld" jokes the Bustle article considers taboo include calling a Native American an "Indian Giver," Kramer accidently burning the Puerto Rican flag, Japanese businessmen . Jerry: Showmanship, George.
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George: My presence, in that office, can only hurt my chances. Kramer: No, Mickey, he swallowed twelve aspirin. Jerry: How long has your car been sitting in the Yankee parking lot?
Sue Ellen: Well, I hope you can get me a gift anywayha ha ha. Jerry: One message.
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Sue Ellen: I've just been hanging out. Jerry: Do medical schools actually do this?
is all, Jesus picks me up when I fall" Elaine changes the stations Elaine: Her birthday's comin' up, so I decided to get her a little
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